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"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

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imagi-e:

i’m cryinG OMG

imagi-e:

i’m cryinG OMG

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why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

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officerlollipop:

suckatcod:

Get away from me you little fuck

this is the most precious thing ive ever seen

officerlollipop:

suckatcod:

Get away from me you little fuck

this is the most precious thing ive ever seen

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vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

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